(via mystify-ed)
| me: | does 5 situps |
|---|---|
| me: | where are my abs |
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
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(via delirium-of-the-mind)
It’s something that most people (probably most likely of the male side of things) don’t know. There is a code and meaning behind the number of roses you give to someone on a bouquet. Here’s some examples:
- One rose: On a first date, it means love at first sight.
- Three roses: the shared love of a couple. A traditional one month anniversary.
- Nine roses: Means we’ll be together forever.
- Twelve roses: Means “be mine!”
- Fifteen roses: “I’m sorry!”
- Twenty-four: “I’m yours!”
I can’t understand teens nowadays.
what their idea of a fun weekend is:
mine:
how they hangout with friends:
how I hangout with friends:
they sleep around:
what I do with my time:
I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:
they’re like:
their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:
If I did that my mother would do this:
and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL
(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids, via healthyisalifestyle)
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